Look, if your flirting game isn't polished, this shirt is definitely not going to help. But who cares? Because the man wearing this shirt has something far more valuable than smooth lines: he has a sense of humor. And in a world that has forgotten how to laugh, that's a superpower.
This shirt features a full portrait of an alien — upside down, tongue extended, that long, chaotic tongue wrapping its way all the way around to the back of the shirt. And the caption? "On my planet, we greet with tongue."
Absolutely unhinged. Completely delightful.
This is for the man who stopped taking himself so seriously a long time ago. The one who walks into a room and immediately starts looking for something to laugh about. The playful alien of the social world — slightly odd, completely charming, definitely not from here. He is free in the most fun way. He flirts with humor. He leads with joy. He makes people feel comfortable by being willingly, gleefully ridiculous.
In a world that has lost its sense of humor, it's good to be the alien.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Look, if your flirting game isn't polished, this shirt is definitely not going to help. But who cares? Because the man wearing this shirt has something far more valuable than smooth lines: he has a sense of humor. And in a world that has forgotten how to laugh, that's a superpower.
This shirt features a full portrait of an alien — upside down, tongue extended, that long, chaotic tongue wrapping its way all the way around to the back of the shirt. And the caption? "On my planet, we greet with tongue."
Absolutely unhinged. Completely delightful.
This is for the man who stopped taking himself so seriously a long time ago. The one who walks into a room and immediately starts looking for something to laugh about. The playful alien of the social world — slightly odd, completely charming, definitely not from here. He is free in the most fun way. He flirts with humor. He leads with joy. He makes people feel comfortable by being willingly, gleefully ridiculous.
In a world that has lost its sense of humor, it's good to be the alien.
- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
