" Hey there! . . . you ugly gorilla " Long Sleeve Tee (blue with graphic design)
A blue shirt. A waving monkey. A caption: "Hey there... you ugly monkey."
And honestly? If that doesn't make you smile — this shirt isn't for you. But if it did? Then you belong exactly here.
This shirt is the wearable reminder that life is funnier when you don't take it so seriously. That the ability to call your friend an ugly monkey with a wave and a grin is a gift. That laughter — real, genuine, absurd laughter — is one of the most important things a man can carry with him.
The man who wears this shirt spreads joy. Not the polished, curated kind. The raw, ridiculous kind that catches you off guard. He is the person in the room who finds the humor in everything — not to deflect from depth, but because joy and depth can absolutely coexist and he is living proof.
Wear the laughter. Wave at your ugly monkey friends. You're doing great.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A blue shirt. A waving monkey. A caption: "Hey there... you ugly monkey."
And honestly? If that doesn't make you smile — this shirt isn't for you. But if it did? Then you belong exactly here.
This shirt is the wearable reminder that life is funnier when you don't take it so seriously. That the ability to call your friend an ugly monkey with a wave and a grin is a gift. That laughter — real, genuine, absurd laughter — is one of the most important things a man can carry with him.
The man who wears this shirt spreads joy. Not the polished, curated kind. The raw, ridiculous kind that catches you off guard. He is the person in the room who finds the humor in everything — not to deflect from depth, but because joy and depth can absolutely coexist and he is living proof.
Wear the laughter. Wave at your ugly monkey friends. You're doing great.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!