No words on the shorts. Just the alien — same face, same energy. Because the alien says it all without needing the words repeated. The message travels downward with full clarity.
The man who pairs these with the shirt has committed completely to the bit. He is wearing his boundary from head to toe. He is cozy, comfortable, and absolutely not taking visitors today. His energy is clear. His outfit confirms it.
He doesn't need the caption below the waist. The alien says enough.
Leave him alone. The shorts agree.
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% Polyester
• Grey Heather is 52% ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• 100% cotton face yarn
• 32 singles
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Sewn eyelets
• Sewn fly detail
• Elastic waistband with shoestring drawcord
• Back pocket
• Jersey-lined hand pockets
• Tapered knee opening
No words on the shorts. Just the alien — same face, same energy. Because the alien says it all without needing the words repeated. The message travels downward with full clarity.
The man who pairs these with the shirt has committed completely to the bit. He is wearing his boundary from head to toe. He is cozy, comfortable, and absolutely not taking visitors today. His energy is clear. His outfit confirms it.
He doesn't need the caption below the waist. The alien says enough.
Leave him alone. The shorts agree.
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% Polyester
• Grey Heather is 52% ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• 100% cotton face yarn
• 32 singles
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Sewn eyelets
• Sewn fly detail
• Elastic waistband with shoestring drawcord
• Back pocket
• Jersey-lined hand pockets
• Tapered knee opening
