" Wartz are Cool " Stainless Steel Water Bottle A Jonah Artfolio Original by Jonathan D. Burns
Nobody told the frog its warts were a problem. So it never believed they were.
Here is something worth sitting with: frogs and humans share a surprisingly deep connection. We both breathe through our skin in our own way — frogs literally absorbing oxygen through theirs, and humans constantly absorbing the environment around us, taking in the energy, words, and opinions of the world until they begin to feel like our own. We are both remarkably sensitive creatures, shaped profoundly by what surrounds us.
And just like the frog — we come with texture.
Every bump. Every scar. Every quirk, flaw, and imperfection that you've spent years trying to smooth over or hide from the world. The parts of yourself that don't fit neatly into what others call beautiful. The warts — literal or metaphorical — that you were taught to be embarrassed by. Society has a very particular idea of what a person should look like, sound like, and be like. And most of us have spent an exhausting amount of energy trying to match that image.
But the frog never got that memo.
The frog shows up completely, unapologetically, exactly as it is — bumps, warts, and all — and somehow manages to be one of the most fascinating, adaptable, and resilient creatures on the planet. Found on every continent except Antarctica (but come on. You wouldnt live in Anartica either…unless it’s to see whats behind that tall wall. wink. wink). Thriving in deserts, rainforests, arctic tundras, and backyards alike. Not in spite of what it is. Because of what it is.
What if you did the same?
What if the very things you've been hiding were actually the most interesting things about you? What if your warts — your rough edges, your unconventional journey, your unpolished story — were not your greatest liabilities, but your greatest strengths waiting to be embraced?
Wartz are cool. And so are you — exactly as you are.
High-grade stainless steel — strong and resilient, just like creatures that own who they are
17 oz (500 ml) — perfectly sized for every adventure
Double-wall vacuum insulation — keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours
Leak-proof and odorless cap — sealed and secure, no matter the terrain
Patented ORCA coating — vivid, lasting color as bold as your unapologetic self
Glossy finish — because everything looks better when it's confidently presented
Fits standard cup holders — carry this reminder into every room you enter
Just $42.75 — and makes an incredibly affirming gift for anyone who is finally learning to love every beautifully imperfect thing about themselves.
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
NOTE: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
" Wartz are Cool " Stainless Steel Water Bottle A Jonah Artfolio Original by Jonathan D. Burns
Nobody told the frog its warts were a problem. So it never believed they were.
Here is something worth sitting with: frogs and humans share a surprisingly deep connection. We both breathe through our skin in our own way — frogs literally absorbing oxygen through theirs, and humans constantly absorbing the environment around us, taking in the energy, words, and opinions of the world until they begin to feel like our own. We are both remarkably sensitive creatures, shaped profoundly by what surrounds us.
And just like the frog — we come with texture.
Every bump. Every scar. Every quirk, flaw, and imperfection that you've spent years trying to smooth over or hide from the world. The parts of yourself that don't fit neatly into what others call beautiful. The warts — literal or metaphorical — that you were taught to be embarrassed by. Society has a very particular idea of what a person should look like, sound like, and be like. And most of us have spent an exhausting amount of energy trying to match that image.
But the frog never got that memo.
The frog shows up completely, unapologetically, exactly as it is — bumps, warts, and all — and somehow manages to be one of the most fascinating, adaptable, and resilient creatures on the planet. Found on every continent except Antarctica (but come on. You wouldnt live in Anartica either…unless it’s to see whats behind that tall wall. wink. wink). Thriving in deserts, rainforests, arctic tundras, and backyards alike. Not in spite of what it is. Because of what it is.
What if you did the same?
What if the very things you've been hiding were actually the most interesting things about you? What if your warts — your rough edges, your unconventional journey, your unpolished story — were not your greatest liabilities, but your greatest strengths waiting to be embraced?
Wartz are cool. And so are you — exactly as you are.
High-grade stainless steel — strong and resilient, just like creatures that own who they are
17 oz (500 ml) — perfectly sized for every adventure
Double-wall vacuum insulation — keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours
Leak-proof and odorless cap — sealed and secure, no matter the terrain
Patented ORCA coating — vivid, lasting color as bold as your unapologetic self
Glossy finish — because everything looks better when it's confidently presented
Fits standard cup holders — carry this reminder into every room you enter
Just $42.75 — and makes an incredibly affirming gift for anyone who is finally learning to love every beautifully imperfect thing about themselves.
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
NOTE: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
