The front of the shirt: "Your planet is a real snooze." A human figure, laid out on a planet, exhausted. And on the left sleeve: "Beam me up."
Because this man is done. Not violently done. Not angrily done. Just... thoroughly, deeply, completely bored with a society that breaks people down instead of lifting them up. That exploits instead of elevates. That idolizes strangers based on their celebrity while neighbors go unseen. That runs these same loops — the gossip, the shallow trends, the manufactured outrage, the empty cycles — over and over, expecting something to change.
He has stepped out of the loop. He sees it from a distance now. And from that distance — from the elevated perspective of someone who has separated himself from the foolery — it looks like exactly what it is: a real snooze.
He is not from here. Or rather, he has decided not to be of here, even while he inhabits here. He is alien in the most philosophical sense: he thinks differently, he sees differently, he wants more than this planet keeps offering. And he is simply, profoundly ready to go somewhere that has more meaning.
Beam him up. He'll wait.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The front of the shirt: "Your planet is a real snooze." A human figure, laid out on a planet, exhausted. And on the left sleeve: "Beam me up."
Because this man is done. Not violently done. Not angrily done. Just... thoroughly, deeply, completely bored with a society that breaks people down instead of lifting them up. That exploits instead of elevates. That idolizes strangers based on their celebrity while neighbors go unseen. That runs these same loops — the gossip, the shallow trends, the manufactured outrage, the empty cycles — over and over, expecting something to change.
He has stepped out of the loop. He sees it from a distance now. And from that distance — from the elevated perspective of someone who has separated himself from the foolery — it looks like exactly what it is: a real snooze.
He is not from here. Or rather, he has decided not to be of here, even while he inhabits here. He is alien in the most philosophical sense: he thinks differently, he sees differently, he wants more than this planet keeps offering. And he is simply, profoundly ready to go somewhere that has more meaning.
Beam him up. He'll wait.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
