" Your planet is ghetto " Men’s slim fit polo
from $57.55
An alien on a polo shirt. Saying exactly what needs to be said: "Your planet is ghetto."
And look — it's not wrong. There are wars being fought for oil while children sleep hungry. There are governments more concerned with power than with people. There are billions of eyes trained on celebrities — strangers whose names we know better than our own neighbors — while the homeless sleep on the streets we walk past every day. Somewhere between the exploitation, the idolization, and the apathy, planet Earth got a little... ghetto.
But here's the truth: this shirt is not an alien's literal perspective. It's a metaphor. It's the feeling of a man who stands for peace, who leads with love, who sees through the noise and the corruption and the shallow loops of this culture — and sometimes feels so profoundly out of place that he wonders if he was ever really from here.
He's not angry. He's exhausted by it, yes. But mostly, he's just different. He has separated himself from the foolery. He thinks with clarity in a world that manufactures confusion. He loves in a world that commodifies everything. He is, in the most philosophical sense, an alien.
And he wears it beautifully.
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.60 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Stretchy jersey material
• Slim fit
• White button placket
• Blank product sourced from China
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
An alien on a polo shirt. Saying exactly what needs to be said: "Your planet is ghetto."
And look — it's not wrong. There are wars being fought for oil while children sleep hungry. There are governments more concerned with power than with people. There are billions of eyes trained on celebrities — strangers whose names we know better than our own neighbors — while the homeless sleep on the streets we walk past every day. Somewhere between the exploitation, the idolization, and the apathy, planet Earth got a little... ghetto.
But here's the truth: this shirt is not an alien's literal perspective. It's a metaphor. It's the feeling of a man who stands for peace, who leads with love, who sees through the noise and the corruption and the shallow loops of this culture — and sometimes feels so profoundly out of place that he wonders if he was ever really from here.
He's not angry. He's exhausted by it, yes. But mostly, he's just different. He has separated himself from the foolery. He thinks with clarity in a world that manufactures confusion. He loves in a world that commodifies everything. He is, in the most philosophical sense, an alien.
And he wears it beautifully.
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.60 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Stretchy jersey material
• Slim fit
• White button placket
• Blank product sourced from China
Note: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
